Core Collection

    Three pieces that answer the question for you

    The Core Collection stays in stock year round. It exists because the hardest part of ordering differently is rarely the drink, it is the explaining. A hoodie, a tee, and something cold to hold: enough to make the choice look ordinary, which is what it is.

    Heavyweight Temperates hoodie photographed from the back, printed with the phrase "I'm not drinking today"

    The "I'm Not Drinking Today" Hoodie

    $68.00

    The sentence that started the book, printed across the back. It answers the question before anyone asks it, which is the entire point. Worn open at a wedding, a tailgate, or a Tuesday night when you would rather not explain yourself twice.

    • Heavyweight brushed fleece, unisex fit
    • Back print reads "I'm not drinking today"
    • Ribbed cuffs and hem hold their shape after washing
    • Front chest carries the small Temperates clover mark
    • Sizes XS through 3XL
    • The same hoodie photographed on the book cover
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    Temperates Classic Tee in stone cotton, laid flat with the wordmark centered on the chest

    Temperates™ Classic Tee

    $36.00

    A plain tee with a quiet wordmark, made for people who want the reference without the announcement. Stone-colored cotton that reads as neutral in a photograph and holds up to being the shirt you reach for most weeks.

    • Mid-weight combed cotton with a soft hand feel
    • Stone colorway, centered Temperates wordmark
    • Unisex cut with a straight body and set-in sleeves
    • Pre-shrunk, machine washable
    • Sizes XS through 3XL
    • Prints and packs flat for gifting
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    Brushed stainless steel Temperates tumbler with a press-fit lid, standing upright on a pale surface

    Stainless Steel Tumbler

    $32.50

    Something to hold. Most of the difficulty in not drinking is social choreography, and a full glass in your hand ends most of it. Insulated so sparkling water stays cold from the first toast through the last table change.

    • Double-wall vacuum-insulated stainless steel
    • Holds cold drinks cold for roughly 24 hours
    • Press-fit lid with a sliding sip opening
    • Brushed exterior with a laser-etched clover mark
    • Fits standard car and bike cup holders
    • Hand wash recommended to protect the finish
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